Howdy, Sirk Here

Posted by: Sirk  //  Category: Player News

As was mentioned in Tuesday’s Crew-Revs Notebook, I have been working hard to develop a fair process by which to come up with a solid, market-tested name for the pub that Duncan Oughton plans to open some day in the future. (As told to Shawn Mitchell in Shawn’s “Covering the Crew” blog on Dispatch.com.)

To develop the original list of names, I have conferred with the Dante-Dunny Think Tank Foundation, as well as a handful of creative Crew players, and then threw in a couple of my own.

You can read about the whole ridiculous process in the Notebook, but for the fan portion of this intensive focus group testing, simply cast your vote with a comment in the comments section of this blog entry. To be official, your vote must be time stamped by 5 p.m. on Sunday, Sept. 14.

Thank you for doing your part to help our favorite future Kiwi entrepreneur.

Steve Sirk
President & Founder, Sirk Marketing Research, Inc.

(In consultation with: The Dante-Dunny Think Tank Foundation, The Walther Polling Institute, and the accounting firm of Paco, Mathews & Associates)

Without further ado, click below for the list of names.

AND THE NOMINEES ARE:
* Albi the Greatest Tavern
* Aussie Rules
* Australia’s Love Child
* Australia’s Red-Headed Stepson
* Beaker’s
* Big Bird’s
* The Breathe Easy
* Brew Zealand
* Canks
* Diaper Boy’s
* Donkey Touch Pub
* Duncan’s Baaaaaaar (The word “bar” pronounced like a sheep’s baa)
* Duncan’s English-Feel Proper Pub
* Duncan’s Dump
* Frodo’s
* Kiwi Korner
* Mullet Rouge (”Mullet” pronounced French: “MOO-lay”)
* The Muppet Lodge
* Oughton Inn
* The Rope Bridge (After the normal means of transportation between NZ and Australia)
* Sheeper’s Keepers
* Schnoze
* Snout-R-Inn (Like the “Out-R-Inn” in Columbus)
* The Velcro Glove
* The Wig Shop
* The Zip Line (After the means of high-speed transportation between NZ and Australia)

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14 Responses to “Howdy, Sirk Here”

  1. 110toyourleft Says:

    Albi the Greatest Tavern

  2. fid Says:

    Beaker’s

  3. 110toyourleft Says:

    Revised vote: Oughton Inn

  4. aaron723 Says:

    The Muppet Lodge although Beaker’s is really good too.

  5. CLG431 Says:

    Beaker’s

  6. Rich Says:

    Oughton Inn

  7. schelottoforprez Says:

    Oughton Inn for sure, however, I like mine the best
    MASSIVE PUB

  8. mazefan Says:

    The Muppet Lodge

  9. junior21 Says:

    Beaker’s

    you forgot to add Sheep’s Den to the list.

  10. richards.903 Says:

    Kiwi Korner

  11. Brutus112 Says:

    The Massive Banana

  12. jackmann Says:

    Beaker’s

  13. thomas luebke Says:

    ” Duncans baaaaaaaaar ” is greaaaat

  14. Kris Says:

    Beaker’s

    Even though it is a late vote…

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